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Hot Dogs: (regular) Mustard, Relish, Onion,(Ketchup*)
Pistol Pete’s Foot-Long: 1/4 lb. Mustard, Relish, Onions, (Ketchup*)
Specialty Dogs
Pistol Pete's Chicago style Dog : yellow mustard, neon-green relish, onions, pickle, sport-peppers, celery salt: A True Classic!!
Foot-Long Chicago style: 1/4 lb. yellow mustard, neon-green relish, onions, pickle, sport-peppers, celery salt:
Pistol Pete’s Chili Dog: chili, cheese and onions
Foot-Long Chili Dog: 1/4 lb. chili, cheese and onions
DOG-ZILLA a foot-long, 1/2 lb. monster hotdog!! Prepared as a Chili Dog, Chicago-style, or regular Better be HUNGRY!!
Pistol Pete’s Polish: brown spicy mustard, onions, sauerkraut
Pistol Pete’s Brat: brown spicy mustard, onions, sauerkraut, cheese
About Ketchup: Pistol Pete does NOT put ketchup on our hotdogs. Ketchup on a hotdog is an outrage, an abomination, a sacrilege. However, we do provide ketchup for those uncouth individuals who wish to be outrageous, abominable and sacrilegious .
"Nah, this stuff isn't getting to me — the shootings, the knifings, the beatings... old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody... I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog."
Harry Callahan, a.k.a. Clint Eastwood
"No, I won't condemn anyone for putting ketchup on a hot dog. This is the land of the free. And if someone wants to put ketchup on a hot dog and actually eat the awful thing, that is their right. It is also their right to put mayo or chocolate syrup or toenail clippings or cat hair on a hot dog. Sure, it would be disgusting and perverted, and they would be shaming themselves and their loved ones. But under our system of government, it is their right to be barbarians."
Mike Royko, syndicated columnist
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